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The Xtreme Fighting Tournament!
The cast comprises of myself, my best friend, his girlfriend, and various other fictional characters, usually loosely based on someone from real life...
He masterminded the plan to take over the world. Usually the butt of Shinji's "experiments," he also does most of the scientific dirty work, leaving the paperwork up to Shinji. He is usually found playing video games or trying to repair the damage Shinji has caused to something or other. World domination takes a second seat when Unreal Tournament or a decent RPG rear their polygonal and pixelated faces.
Twisted, and incredibly smart. Loves to mess with peoples minds. Decided to help David take over the world so he can perform diabolical experiments. David is a favorite target of some of these. Wants to disect the cat.
The cat
Enigmatic.....its just there, and no one seems to know why, or even notice. Wants to disect Shinji, and is one of the suspects behind the re-wiring of the Ultimate Evil Weapon.
Anthropomorphic fox from an alternate universe. She was instantly attracted to Shinji, and the jury is still out as to whether or not their relationship is against the laws of nature, or just really, really weird.
Peril Nemesis. aka Pearl
The product of genetic engineering and robotic technology, using Shinji's cells. Her name is Peril Nemesis....They nicknamed her Pearl. Her very existence has stressed the fabric of the universe. Someone realized the danger of a being like Pearl, even though her creators were blinded by their ambition. Hence the interference. The natural order of the universe must be maintained. But she is still very, very dangerous. She is a creature capable of destroying the known universe and beyond...And disturbingly, she now has the personality of a young woman...and a distressing love of Root Beer.
Mini V
A minature Vader from an alternate universe, he somehow still manages to get his monthly issue of JediXXX. His favorite model is the dark jedi centerfold from the special lightsaber issue.
Online acquaintance of David's. Lunar: SSS fanatic. Web mistress for a personal site about writing. Renowned author of the FF7 MST and the Devotion Fan-Fic. Will generally only show up in Friday strips, and an occasional cameo in the main storyline... (the first few of these strips are titled Ultraviuolet Lite, which is a spoof of her site)
His agenda is unknown. His capabilities are unknown. The cat seems to respond to him, hinting at a common origin. He is a personal aquaintance of Death.
The Physist
The premier physist of any generation. Finds David's and Shinji's attempts at "science" to be mildy entertaining, and has embarked on a crusade to screw up their attempts to rule the world, or even simply perform experiments. Regularly breaks the laws of physics, including those he himself discovered. He also has a switch in his wheelchair that dispenses unlimited amounts of root beer.
General Lucifer
Leader of a section of the government that does not exist. Is a personal fan of fire and brimstone. Has an army of hairless blue "ewolks". His left hand "ewolk", Lt., and Mini-V don't like each other. Has a vendetta against Sarah the Boring.
Death
Escorts the departed to the other side. Also hires himself out as a hitman on the side.
The Chocobo
Came to life when Shinji tampered with David's copy of FF6. Current whereabouts: Unknown.
